What are we to do, people?

We try to uphold a decent accessorising standard and then we discover that people are wearing … *shudder* … scrunchies. Yup, including, erm, Catherine Zeta Jones and Sienna Miller, who may, in all fairness, just have thrown one on what with being a new mother and a bit tired and all that.

So possibly no need to panic just yet. But if you do happen to think they’re the last bastion of cool, then you can purchase the above selection from Dov Charney’s shop of skintight horrors, AKA American Apparel, for €8 each.