What could be more utterly frilling than the discovery of a new – and eh, cute – mammal? Especially one described by Eileen Dunne on the news as a “cross between a domestic cat and a teddy bear.”

To Eileen’s eternal shame-slash-credit, she did not break into a chorus of squees and delighted handclaps at this pronouncement.

Clearly though Frillseekers, this yoke, a Columbian feller called the Olinguito, is ripe for domestic pet adoption.

Teddycat mix? Uh. YES. Gimme two, with the quickness. What would you call yours?