Did she draw those things on with a Sharpie?
In between wondering if Pennsatucky would finally get her new teeth on the DOC, when on earth Red would finally smuggle in a hot oil hair treatment for Nicky and for the love of Christ wouldn’t one of them share a concealer with Chapman for those desperah dark circles, the big beauty ish I had with Orange is The New Black (which I loved, loved, loved and can’t wait for more of) were Laura Prepon’s eyebrows.
As Alex Voss, we saw them in particularly mobile form in every episode. Did she draw those things on with a Sharpie? Singularly distracting, they’re super-black, super-thin and super-awful. Argh! Grow ’em out for the love of the TV-watching populace, please. Oh, and won’t someone take that black marker off her too?