Nope, not a perfume, that there’s a sparkling scented body and hair powder. The La Petite Robe Noire So Crazy Perfumed Shimmer Powder for Body and Hair, to be precise. At €74, it’s one of the stand-outs from Guerlain’s 1st November-launching Crazy Paris Christmas beauty collection.

Here’s the rest.

Guerlain Crazy Paris collection for Christmas 2013 - meteorites perles

Guerlain Crazy Paris collection for Christmas 2013 - meteorites

Two beautiful versions of Meteorites will land in limited black lacquer packaging. One meant for home, and one for your handbag. Meteorites Crazy Perles (top pic), €49, provide illumination and light to the complexion. Keep loose pearls on your dressing table, and pop the Radiance Powder, €61, in shade 01, in your purse. Psst: this comes in a Terracotta bronzer this season too.

Guerlain Crazy Paris collection for Christmas 2013 - rouge automatique and rouge G

For lips there are two shades of Rouge Automatique, €33, in black and neon casings. Choose from 660 Illusion, a subtly sparkling plum, or 661 Reflex, a neon pink, above. In the Rouge G family, €48, there’s just one shade, 863 Provocative, above, on offer.

Guerlain Crazy Paris collection for Christmas 2013 - Noel Palette

This is a beauty: the Crazy Paris Eye Palette, €74, contains two mattes (the black and grey) plus four velvet and iridescent finishes. It’s pretty damn fabulous, eh?

Guerlain Crazy Paris collection for Christmas 2013 - nails and UV topcoat

Lastly, there’s something for nails. Your first step is 861 Sulfurous, €23, left. Described as a “black without black”, it’s made using a mix of shades that result in a very dark finish. Layer The Ultra Violet Topcoat, €23, over it for a gel-like finish which handily enough, also fluoresces under UV lights. It can be worn over bare nails too.

So – that’s your lot. What are you putting on the wishlist?