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Being the smut merchant I am, I can’t read, say or even think about pearl necklaces without bursting into gusty bwahhahaa laughter and clearly me and Kaiser Karl are on the same wavelength: so often a feature of Chanel shows, this season he’s gone all out and supersized them into epic proportions.

Bauble-sized torcs, bracelets and rings are just some of the Venus in a Halfshell offerings we saw this morning on the Chanel runway and you just know this stuff’ll be aped halfway to Christmas around the accessorysphere. 

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