How could I resist opening a door with this fine feller on it? I don’t think I could bear not to, and I’d be furryious if prevented – especially, if, for example, there was a pic-a-nic behind said portal.

Ok, that’s enough jokes: you can get your own for €18.95 from Mira Mira, the Sandymount-based purveyor of all things quirk. Be quick, I might just have gotten there before you.