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Emma will be putting herself in peril if she goes anywhere near Spencer’s penis

As the completely un-clunky and totally natural and not remotely staged scene with Spenny, Jamie and new cast member, model Emma Miller, unfolded on Monday’s Made in Chelsea, in between the staccato dialogue and air kisses, I noticed that Emma not only will be putting herself in peril if she goes anywhere near Spencer’s penis, but also that she has a totally awesome handbag.

It’s by M2Malletier, a relatively new bag brand founded in 2012, but one which has already gotten itself quite the celebrity following. Cate Blanchett’s got one; so has Solange. Sign me up for a signature metal-bar handled leather flap bag, puh-lease! 

Except, maybe, don’t: the cheapest is €1,100 on Net a Porter.

Oh, right so.