Oh lovely! Just what I need to accentuate the widest part of my body

We’ve seen some frigging silly trends in body jewellery (leg chains, anyone?) but this Instagram from Naomi Campbell yesterday made me do a cartoon ga-doooinnnnkk reverse move back to the picture, quick-sharp, like.

Cos, um, look at what’s goin’ on south of her waist. Yeah, that chain. Is this going to be A THING for summer? Heaven help us if so. Hip chains? Oh lovely! Just what I need to a) accentuate the widest part of my body and b) to disappear into my Michelin-rolls the second I sit down. GORGEOUS on both counts.

Is this a trend you’ll try? Oh say it ain’t so below.