Poppy Delevingne’s upper classy wedding got me thinking about weddings: we can’t all have a dress designed by Karl and a rising supermodel sister for a bridesmaid as well as a suite at Claridges in which to entertain ourselves and our society host, and anyway, what if you’re just not that traditional bride type who wants to marry in white with the guys in morning suits and all the rest of it?

This might do the trick. This being Asos’ tongue-in-cheek bridal beanie. On sale (gosh, why?) and now down to a mere €15.46, it’s wedding head wear for bedhead brides who really want to tie the knot on the downlow.

But, wouldya?