Kim Kardashian’s boobs? Sure she never puts those yokes away

Gaze in wonder at this picture. Marvel at a sight you’ve never seen before.

NO, I’m not talking about Kim Kardashian’s boobs, sure she never puts those yokes away.

What I’m talking about is a momentous new dawn in beauty. The moment when, at Valentino’s recent couture show, the great man himself invented the Ombre Face Tan.

What a moment, what a look.

Want it? Here’s how:


  • 2 shades of liquid foundation; 1 to be 4 to 6 shades darker than the other
  • A blending sponge or buffing brush
  • No mirror, for you will break it with your spectacular beauty


  • Apply the darkest foundation shade to the top half of the face
  • From the nose down, apply the second shade
  • Now gently blend the two shades together for a seamless, flawless Ombre tan effect that will stun and delight
  • Now bake in an oven at 220 degrees C for 4 hours

Love the look? Oh, do let us know below.