Oh GAWD do we love a birra bonkers beauty. Good news: the recent SS15 catwalks were heaving with whited-out faces, sweaty skin, Mrs Doyle-inspired red lips ‘n’ blue shadow and lots, lots more.

For our picks of the 20 we’d most like to, er, probably not wear, click into the gallery.

Sideshow Bob at Comme de Garcons.
Blue to the brows at Emilo de la Morena.
Should you fall into some paint, no problem. Pretend that you did it intentionally, a la Fashion East.
Pink eye, pink temples and pink shadow. Wouldya?
Junya Watanabe channel their inner Isabella Blow.
Sleek, graphic liner slicks at Lulu & Co.
Terrifying: NO makeup at all, at Marc Jacobs. #no.
One green eye and one red eye at Marques Almeida. Er, ok.
A black patent rococco face protector at McQueen. OF COURSE THERE WAS.
I'm liking Nasir Mazhar's painterly use of black on lips and eyes. Casual, quick, but effective.
Ghostly beauty at Rick Owens.
It's a brave woman who'll wear sparkly burgundy on her lips, like these models backstage at Rodarte, but hell. It's Halloween, amirite?
And there were no brows at Sibling.
The no makeup look went further at Teatum Jones where silicone 'sweat beads' were applied to skin.
More sweaty Betty beauty at Theory.
Ungaro's been watching way too much Father Ted.
In London, Vivienne Westwood's Red Label models had their faces quite literally painted.
And in Paris, for her Vivienne Westwood show, the beauty got even wilder.
More bonkers Westwood beauty.
Kiss off, it's Westwood.