The ultimate funbag, this: Betsey Johnson’s Telephone Bag features a cross-body design AND A WORKING OLD-SCHOOL ROTARY HANDSET THAT YOU CAN CONNECT STRAIGHT TO YOUR SMARTPHONE.

Just, y’know, consider that for a second.

Your BAG ANSWERS YOUR PHONE. Iknowrite. #mindblown!

Want it? Buy it for $54.95, at Designer Shoe Warehouse.